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Rotation: Wheeling, WV
November 30, 2008
I’ve been slackin’ a little bit on keeping updated on my rotations. Maybe it’s because I’ve been SOOOOO busy, or more likely, because I’ve been SOOOOO lazy! Anywho, I’m going to try and play catch up. In September-October I was down in West Virginia at Ohio Valley Medical Center on my last Internal Medicine rotation. (more…)
I want this shirt!!!
November 15, 2008
Get that 'mallow!!!
- Signed: Corky -
My song for the moment…
Click the link above to listen!!!
Lyrics:
So it seems that I’m wrong
‘Cause You said that
I would never want for anything again
But my eyes are set low
And I’m holding to the things that I know I can’t keep
I keep on chasing the wrong things and coming up empty
This isn’t who I’m supposed to be
I keep on learning the hard way from every mistake
And I’m finding each time that you fall,
You’re just becoming who you are
So it seems that I’m wrong
‘Cause I keep on searching for the answers that I don’t need
I know I don’t need
- Signed: Corky -
Rant: Subway Commercials
September 16, 2008
Another rant from the old ondler.com website!
“His name is Henry
Clay Henry
He is a fireman and a Jared fan
from Subway
He got real big on burgers and fries
Now he’s down to a smaller size.
Subway, eat fresh.
- As sang by Jared Fogle on the Subway commercial, sort of. At the end of the commercial, it’s obvious this fat-fuck was lip syncing and couldn’t keep his flabby chin in sync with the music. (more…)
Rotation: Meadville, PA
September 8, 2008
Welp, I’m currently in Meadville, PA doing an internal medicine rotation. But I’m actually with a gastroenterologist - for those of you who don’t know what that is, let me explain… Basically I look at assholes all day. A gastroenterologist is the guy that sticks the scope down your throat to look at your stomach or up your ass to take a peeksie at your colon. (more…)
Rant: A Starbucks Story
September 7, 2008
Here you go folks! An oldie but goodie from my previous life!
Being employed by Target, but slaving at Starbucks, has introduced me to the harsh reality that work sucks. Every person that comes into Super Target in Superior, Colorado between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. needs to get a fuckin’ job. I mean, honestly, who isn’t working during these hours? I know I am. These people come everyday, with cartloads of shit, including babies, toddlers, and the occasional teenager. And they never come alone, which is the odd thing…. (more…)
Blog, blog, blog.
Hello and welcome to my site. This is my first blog. Woo-woo. I will be writing on here from time to time, updating you as to my whereabouts as well as all the hoopla that is my life as a medical student. Of course, those blogs will be interspersed with funnies, rants, and randomness. I took a personality quiz thingy and it said I am “abstract random.” Who would have thought…
– Signed: Corky –